Right back where we started from

So it's FINALLY back. Our favorite club in Milan, Plastic after 31 legendary years on Viale Umbria followed by a month and half hiatus ...


So it's FINALLY back. Our favorite club in Milan, Plastic after 31 legendary years on Viale Umbria followed by a month and half hiatus finally re-opened in a brand new location finally giving us back the best nights of our lives once again (from what we can remember). Literally as we took the cab from Naviglio in a major alcoholic haze we screamed as the taxi turned off of Via Gargano and we saw the neon sign KILLER PLASTIC O. Like nothing had changed we stumbled out onto the street and made our way through the massive pushing queue until Luca Crescenzi grabbed our hands and pulled us through (much to the ire of everyone in line). I think my friend Riccardo Slavik sums it up perfectly as to the inside when I asked about the preview party

 "feels like coming back home and somebody's rearranged the furniture, and the rooms, total displacement"

I was literally so drunk and happy and a mix of so many emotions seeing all my friends again dancing to the the usual songs that I don't understand the words to in their crazy outfits. 2 Long Islands later I was ready to get my TWERK ON. Let me tell you this new Plastic has 2 STRIPPER POLES in the DJ booth!!!!!!! I literally had a dancing queen orgasm right there.

Going into the little special area in the DJ box is always an experience. I always get a bit *star struck*. I know that's totally uncool to admit but it's true. Like literally I'm dancing in my underwear spinning on the stripper pole on the back wall inside it above everybody and I look down and Sergio and Stefano Gabbana are jumping up and down fist pumping behind the turntables, I look across from me at the other stripper pole and Sarah Battaglia and Carlo Mengucci (in a Dolce&Gabbana skirt!!! I DIED) are full on in a sexy pas deux. Alessandro Dell' Acqua is right below me. Newly platinum blonde Luca Finotti is onstage in FULL Jeremy Scott werkin it harder than a 5 euro hooker. It's moments like that when you're just like THIS IS THE LIFE.
































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